How to Become Pope

Birt 19 feb 2013
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  • Vava Fornax

    Vava Fornax

    Klukkustund síðan

    There's is another way ... but you have to be able to walk on waters.... Multiply loaves and Fishes.... and other stuffs

  • the Dominican godfather anims

    the Dominican godfather anims

    11 klukkustundum síðan

    Yeah no thanks,to much grinding

  • Cole Williams

    Cole Williams

    Degi Síðan síðan

    4:10 OMG look 666 the mark of the beast

  • Emoljusz

    Emoljusz

    Degi Síðan síðan

    Being priest is not career

  • Riptide Anomy

    Riptide Anomy

    Degi Síðan síðan

    Time to fortnite dance as the pope

  • Astella Strada

    Astella Strada

    Degi Síðan síðan

    Pedina Putin Pope said me!

  • Jacob -_- Idk

    Jacob -_- Idk

    2 dögum síðan

    I'm here from a meme

  • Bomez Gomez

    Bomez Gomez

    2 dögum síðan

    We’re hiring

  • chavesz

    chavesz

    2 dögum síðan

    as a male, i'm glad i spend a little time watching this tutorial that i absolutely will never do

  • Sniped

    Sniped

    3 dögum síðan

    Instructions unclear I became a caliph instead

  • Talos

    Talos

    3 dögum síðan

    Instructions unclear. I turned my homeland into second papal state...

  • A4

    A4

    3 dögum síðan

    Muslims, Hindus, Buddhists and Jews watching: Hmm yes this is very interesting

  • Potatoes and Ducks

    Potatoes and Ducks

    4 dögum síðan

    "Second, be a man"
    Does transgender count?

    • Halim karam

      Halim karam

      2 dögum síðan

      Obviously no to us your still a girl

  • Gįrnó ģiõvannâ

    Gįrnó ģiõvannâ

    4 dögum síðan

    My recomendation before watching senko

  • Kim Shanahan

    Kim Shanahan

    4 dögum síðan

    Was reading another YouTube title and read this as “How this Instagram story kills your pope.” I’m dying

  • Troy Hayder

    Troy Hayder

    5 dögum síðan

    I shitz you not..

  • francis pope

    francis pope

    5 dögum síðan

    Thanks... It worked!

  • the mango

    the mango

    5 dögum síðan

    Me, a Jewish woman:
    Interesting

  • Theresa Jost

    Theresa Jost

    6 dögum síðan

    Failed the most important thing

  • ryanbro3058

    ryanbro3058

    6 dögum síðan

    @jschlatt

  • Markus Varusk

    Markus Varusk

    7 dögum síðan

    Or you could just aristocrat it

  • arx g

    arx g

    7 dögum síðan

    66.6 percent of the votes must go in your favor, hmmmmmmm

  • Jakob Acuna

    Jakob Acuna

    7 dögum síðan

    2:53 Picture in the far left.

  • Santo Garufa

    Santo Garufa

    7 dögum síðan

    2/3 votes , 66.6 percent votes
    Aka the devils number

  • kerk black

    kerk black

    8 dögum síðan

    4:09 666!!
    the catholics worship the devil nothing new ΧΔ

  • CisneMagicWORLD

    CisneMagicWORLD

    8 dögum síðan

    its so easy, it takes 5:08 minutes according to this video :) I can be one easily.. with an exception that the best title I got was the classroom's leader and that was because the real one was absent ._.

  • Juriel Mar Ong

    Juriel Mar Ong

    8 dögum síðan

    When you wanted to be a Pope and did all of these things but the Holy Spirit disagrees and gave you a black smoke ☠️

  • Nimbus Cloud

    Nimbus Cloud

    9 dögum síðan

    Win rate again devil
    D vs Priest - 70% 30%
    D vs Bishop - 60% 40%
    D vs cardinal - 45% 65%
    D vs pope - 25% 75%

  • Fluffery

    Fluffery

    9 dögum síðan

    Requirments
    Be a catholic
    Me an orthadox guy

  • Sardónice Heleno.

    Sardónice Heleno.

    10 dögum síðan

    Him:ya wannabe a pope?
    Me, an orthodox :hmmm, sounds interesting.

  • Martin Visokey

    Martin Visokey

    10 dögum síðan

    The Bible was never quoted chapter and verse for how a pope is nominated and that leads me to believe that the Pope is phony and the Catholic religion is nothing more than a man-made organization and doesn't have anything to do with the Bible.

    • Matthew the Great

      Matthew the Great

      8 dögum síðan

      St. Peter, who was literally given the keys of Heaven and had the church built upon him: 👁👄👁 Christ, who built his church upon Peter, thus creating the Catholic Church: 👁👄👁

  • emmanuel dixon

    emmanuel dixon

    11 dögum síðan

    You can also just call yourself pope

  • Jonathan Luz gonzalez

    Jonathan Luz gonzalez

    11 dögum síðan

    DUDE NO WAY POPE FRANCIS HAS BEEN POPE FOR 8 years and this video is 8 years old

  • Your Sleep Paralysis Demon

    Your Sleep Paralysis Demon

    12 dögum síðan

    3:21 that bottom left one hid his phone...

  • The Afr0

    The Afr0

    13 dögum síðan

    Thanks for the instructions, I can finally cross this off the ol bucket list

  • ZaaTheWizard TwoPointZero

    ZaaTheWizard TwoPointZero

    13 dögum síðan

    Just play Chess.
    Go Diagonal.

  • flumper

    flumper

    13 dögum síðan

    instructions unclear I’m now satan

  • Catmunism

    Catmunism

    14 dögum síðan

    Thanks it worked.

  • Garden Chemistry

    Garden Chemistry

    14 dögum síðan

    Imagine you ask the current pope how he did it and he says that he watched this video

  • Jager Main

    Jager Main

    14 dögum síðan

    thank you it worked!!!

    • Jager Main

      Jager Main

      14 dögum síðan

      let his light inside you cleanse your soul

    • Jager Main

      Jager Main

      14 dögum síðan

      praise be

  • Θωμάς Παραβαΐτσης

    Θωμάς Παραβαΐτσης

    14 dögum síðan

    Finally instructions on how to acquire the ISU stuff !!!

  • Sarthak Sidhant

    Sarthak Sidhant

    14 dögum síðan

    I'm Hindu And I Failed in The First Step, I am Not A Catholic

  • Namron Johan Bautista

    Namron Johan Bautista

    15 dögum síðan

    "Just incase"

  • Neatfinity YT

    Neatfinity YT

    15 dögum síðan

    No one cares religion is a lie

  • zaxtin hazelhof

    zaxtin hazelhof

    15 dögum síðan

    sooooo pope is someone really lucky on this world

  • Julian Torres

    Julian Torres

    15 dögum síðan

    Lmao

  • Molly Blaeser

    Molly Blaeser

    16 dögum síðan

    As a former Catholic, this just cracked me up the entire time.

  • Kai Mercero Student

    Kai Mercero Student

    16 dögum síðan

    Ferb I know what we're going to do today

    • Matthew the Great

      Matthew the Great

      8 dögum síðan

      Lmfao

  • Melle god

    Melle god

    16 dögum síðan

    Me literally killing my way to becoming a pope.

  • Benokh Attirach

    Benokh Attirach

    16 dögum síðan

    When you're playing Catholic nations in EU4 :

  • MEG Sand

    MEG Sand

    16 dögum síðan

    "Protestants have left the chat"

  • Arathi Menon

    Arathi Menon

    16 dögum síðan

    I'm a hindu. Why am i watching this?

  • Thom Yorke Enthusiast

    Thom Yorke Enthusiast

    16 dögum síðan

    like kids

  • Wooloo

    Wooloo

    17 dögum síðan

    easy

  • Valandro Studio

    Valandro Studio

    17 dögum síðan

    2:35 what?! AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH star wars

  • John Doe

    John Doe

    17 dögum síðan

    death to the catholic church

  • Andrew Denne

    Andrew Denne

    17 dögum síðan

    how many countrys can you be leader of at once?

  • Brian Reinoso

    Brian Reinoso

    18 dögum síðan

    Wow very entertainging hm pa hdsyes yes

  • Alessandro LaVolpe

    Alessandro LaVolpe

    18 dögum síðan

    The easiest part is becoming a Catholic. They literally take anyone. The only hindrance would be that you're physically unable to express your will.

  • Shane A

    Shane A

    18 dögum síðan

    I actually thought I was Catholic but in reality I was definitely Protestant. I never actually went to Church, also I don't really care for the Pope and all of this weird stuff. Overall I am happy being Protestant. (Since on Sunday I can just play Video Games in the Morning and not have to go to a Church.)

  • soggy nuts

    soggy nuts

    18 dögum síðan

    Ayo thank you it worked lmao

  • Limit_Fidelity

    Limit_Fidelity

    19 dögum síðan

    Officially the worst way to become rich

  • JayBayForShort

    JayBayForShort

    19 dögum síðan

    POV: you're trying to find Pope Francis' comment

  • DarkClarity

    DarkClarity

    19 dögum síðan

    Breaking news: there are now over 14 million popes

  • Samson Read

    Samson Read

    19 dögum síðan

    I can technically manage this if I’m lucky

  • Dev Patel

    Dev Patel

    19 dögum síðan

    2:53 on the left my mans put the emperors guard! :)

    • Abraham

      Abraham

      11 dögum síðan

      Yes !!

  • Sliske Of Zaros

    Sliske Of Zaros

    19 dögum síðan

    The entire title of pontifex is a usurpation of our Rex. He is master of the religion AND of government!

  • KnovX

    KnovX

    19 dögum síðan

    what abt for the church of satin? (asking for a friend)

    • Matthew the Great

      Matthew the Great

      8 dögum síðan

      Hail Satin, the greatest cloth known to man!

  • PX1906

    PX1906

    19 dögum síðan

    Imagine if someone seeing this video will become the new pope

  • Ibris

    Ibris

    20 dögum síðan

    I am a girl and also orthodox but I am glad I just spent 5 minutes and 8 seconds listening to tips that I will never use

  • 제규형

    제규형

    20 dögum síðan

    600 years sound great to break traditions once again. Hope some random catholic makes it. I mean, if Scotty from Eurotrip can do it, they can too. Thanks for the tips of the day. I finally know what not to become.

  • Amadeus

    Amadeus

    20 dögum síðan

    I'm atheist can I still apply

  • Just Ojou's Zettai Ryouiki

    Just Ojou's Zettai Ryouiki

    20 dögum síðan

    0:56 "Master of Divinity" sounds like the final upgrade to the healing magic tree of some RPG

  • Tim s

    Tim s

    20 dögum síðan

    hot bishops in your area

  • grimla

    grimla

    20 dögum síðan

    so how do i do this whilst also being genderqueer

  • epic gamer

    epic gamer

    20 dögum síðan

    step one: be homophobic

    • Matthew the Great

      Matthew the Great

      8 dögum síðan

      F off

  • Hacker Bens

    Hacker Bens

    21 degi síðan síðan

    i wonder if i can fool every single catholic into thinking im catholic, electing me pope, then announcing that im actually an athiest

  • Prometheus

    Prometheus

    21 degi síðan síðan

    Catholic, yep. Male, yep. Now it just become a priest, work my way through the ranks and be picked by the cardinals

  • Faisal S

    Faisal S

    21 degi síðan síðan

    Why woman can’t be a Pope !?

    • Matthew the Great

      Matthew the Great

      8 dögum síðan

      Because the whole idea of the papacy and holy orders in general comes from the idea of apostolic succession. Essentially, at the Last Supper, Christ ordained the 12 Apostles as priests, and made Peter the first pope. Since Peter was male, and so were the rest of the Apostles, you can’t ordain a woman to become a priest. However, women can become nuns, who recieve succession from Mary. Really the only difference is for men, you should imitate the apostles, and for women, you should imitate Mary. So there’s no inequality.

  • SeaRiç __

    SeaRiç __

    21 degi síðan síðan

    We all go to ignore the fact that only a man can be a pope, or a bishop or even a priest, like wtf i know that's the rule of catholics but seriously

    • Matthew the Great

      Matthew the Great

      8 dögum síðan

      It’s because of this thing called apostolic succession. It baisically says that the priests and bishops take their power from the apostles, who were the first priests. And all the apostles were men, therefore their successors, aka the priests and the bishops, have to be men too.

  • Science done right

    Science done right

    21 degi síðan síðan

    I'm Hindu and I know I'll never do this or want to do this anywhere anytime soon but hey that's how your pope works :D

  • Coach Red Moose

    Coach Red Moose

    21 degi síðan síðan

    Gravy for pope

  • KJ AB

    KJ AB

    21 degi síðan síðan

    shiiiii ite bet

  • Fonsy

    Fonsy

    21 degi síðan síðan

    I came here because I remembered our Catholic Teacher showed us this back in the 3rd grade.

  • Riptide

    Riptide

    21 degi síðan síðan

    noted

  • Bisho Bisho

    Bisho Bisho

    22 dögum síðan

    cool

  • Lz

    Lz

    22 dögum síðan

    and when you become pope, you can abuse as many children as you want

  • TheLik

    TheLik

    22 dögum síðan

    Me a pravoslavic: Well first step done now ont........ Oh

  • Jace De Ramas

    Jace De Ramas

    22 dögum síðan

    Pope francis: Thanks it worked

  • A

    A

    22 dögum síðan

    music?

  • Memeist 2

    Memeist 2

    22 dögum síðan

    So you have to wait for the pope to die huh? How about we do a little trolling?

  • BRUHBO

    BRUHBO

    22 dögum síðan

    nigga im jewish... can i b poop?

  • Ima Legend

    Ima Legend

    22 dögum síðan

    I literally don't know why I clicked this video

  • Polite Cat

    Polite Cat

    22 dögum síðan

    But why?

  • bacon hasdignity

    bacon hasdignity

    23 dögum síðan

    *”So class, what did you do over the summer?”*
    Me and the boys:

  • Scott S

    Scott S

    23 dögum síðan

    I shall be known as Pope John Wick

  • Callisto c6

    Callisto c6

    23 dögum síðan

    Hol up, wait a minute...
    All of us are technically related, so almost anyone can become the Pope...

  • AlexToGo ASMR

    AlexToGo ASMR

    23 dögum síðan

    Imagine becoming pope and you're not even cathlic

  • GoPosterDe

    GoPosterDe

    23 dögum síðan

    Since 1996 only 120 Cardinals are possible. The number was limited.